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I'm Lex. Contents Vary: Youtubers ,Music, Tv Shows,books and whatever makes me happy. I'm actually a Snorlax.

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emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

slomps:

shoutout to those people who see you fuck up real bad and just laugh with you

xdaringdamselx:

urbanfiltered:

d-i-s-n-3-y-m-a-g-i-c:

hip-hip-poohray:

Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety! 

Why has he got rifle?

to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron

Heffalumps and woozles are serious business.

DOCTOR WHO RELATIONSHIP STATUSES
nine:
boyfriend????
ten:
boYFRIEND(!!!)
eleven:
boyf—wait no im married but ooh new girl very short very cute flirty wirty
twelve:
gET AWAY FROM MY LITTLE GIRL OR I WILL EXPLODE YOU SHES MINE MINEMINE not that i care

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

iceomseonixt:

bananaschnapple:

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

(x)

clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

sorry:

when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me

wowicangetsexualtoo:

nessanestlee:

guldse:

Joyce Manor - Never Hungover Again

/300 clear vinyl || Epitaph Records 2014

GAHHHHHH

Omfg

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