rehoboam:

pimps don’t do homework srry

Happy Birthday, You Goof(;

critterythings:

Happy…

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Twenty-Second…

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Birthday…imageAleks,

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You…

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Goof(;

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But seriously…

Happy Birthday(:

goneseriesblog:

kotten-not-cotton:

Thank you Michael Grant for understanding

Guys can we get this to 1500? 

flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

Happy 22nd Birthday Aleks! (September 1 1992) 

paramoregifs:

"it’s just a spark, but it’s enough to keep me going"

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

stickysheep:

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

same

alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

jamesaleks:

I want a creature talk dedicated to talking about stories of drunk seamus

ex0rdiium:

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