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I'm Lex. Contents Vary: Youtubers ,Music, Tv Shows,books and whatever makes me happier than cupcakes. I'm actually a Snorlax

dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

image

no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

kyssthis16:

2toomuch:

yinyanglovee:

this is where I began to love white boys

Bye

"You know you still my boo"

kyssthis16:

2toomuch:

yinyanglovee:

this is where I began to love white boys

Bye

"You know you still my boo"

tooleztofunction:

This scene entire movie was brilliant perfect amazing written by Jesus.

People were really happy to see Ted happy after all this time. He’s probably suffered the most of all the characters on the show. He’s been punched around literally and figuratively, and I think there was some relief seeing him happy and with a person who loves his jokes and got his weird things because she has her own weird things. It’s just the happiness of someone you care about. I think that speaks to something really nice. That people care about him, they care about the show and want him to be okay.
- Josh Radnor

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

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